CHAPTER 27
ASHER
Have you guys ever heard of Wilma Pebbles?
ADIL
Is she a model? She sounds hot in a Flintstones kinda way
She’s an author
ADIL Oh
ADIL
Does she model on the side?
NOAH You’re an idiot
NOAH I never should’ve unblocked you
ADIL Your life would be so boring without me and you know it
ADIL It’d be like cardboard without glitter. Ice cream without sugar. Pizza without olives.
NOAH
WTF are you talking about?
Guys, FOCUS
And no, Wilma does NOT model on the side. But she wrote a book that sounds kinda interesting
It’s called Triceratops and Threesomes
NOAH …
ADIL
…
ADIL Like the dinosaur?
Yeah. Apparently dinosaur erotica is a thing
NOAH …
ADIL …
ADIL What the hell have you been doing in London?
ADIL Also, do you think triceratops fuck with their horns?
NOAH WILSON LEFT THE CONVERSATION.
