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Glossary

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GLOSSARY

Bluey: Porno movie.

Jammiest: luckiest Corker: beautiful woman. thSt. Stephen's Day: Boxing Day/ December 26.

Bonnet: hood of the car.

Boot: trunk of the car.

Pound Shop: Dollar store.

Messages: groceries.

Mickey/Willy: penis.

Spanner: idiot.

Hole: often said instead of ass/bottom.

Solicitor: lawyer.

Daft: silly.

Daft as a brush: very silly.

Wheelie Bin: Trash can.

Jumper: sweater.

Cracking on: hooking up.

Runners: trainers/sneakers.

Wellies: rubber boots worn in the rain.

On the hop: skipping school.

Cooker: Oven/Stove/Hob.

Eejit: fool/idiot.

Gobshite: fool/idiot.

Lifted: arrested.

Rebel County: nickname for County Cork.

Primary School: elementary school – junior infants to sixth class.

Secondary School: high school – first year to sixth year.

Leaving Cert: the compulsory state exam you take in your final year of secondary school.

Junior Cert: the compulsory state exam you take in third year – midway through your six-year cycle of secondary school.

Playschool: pre-school/nursery.

Junior Infants: equivalent to kindergarten.

Senior Infants: equivalent to second year of kindergarten.

First Class: equivalent to first grade.

Second Class: equivalent to second grade.

Third Class: equivalent to third grade.

Fourth Class: equivalent to fourth grade.

Fifth Class: equivalent to fifth grade.

Sixth Class: equivalent to sixth grade.

First Year: equivalent to seventh grade.

Second Year: equivalent to eighth grade.

Third Year: equivalent to ninth grade.

Fourth Year: Transition Year: equivalent to tenth grade.

Fifth Year: equivalent to eleventh grade.

Sixth Year: equivalent to twelfth grade.

GAA: Gaelic Athletic Association Culchie: a person from the countryside or a county outside of Dublin. Usually used as a friendly insult.

Jackeen: a person from Dublin. A term sometimes used by people from other counties in Ireland to refer to a person from Dublin.

Dub: a person from Dublin.

Frigit: someone who has never been kissed.

Gardaí Síochána: Irish police force.

Garda: policeman.

Hurling: a hugely popular, amateur Irish sport played with wooden hurleys

and sliotars.

Camogie: the female version of Hurling.

Scoil Eoin: the name of Johnny's primary school.

Grinds: Tutoring.

Fortnight: two weeks.

Chipper: a restaurant that sells fast food.

Craic: fun.

Gas: funny.

Mope: idiot.

The Angelus: Every evening at 6pm in Ireland, there is a minute silence for

prayer on the television.

On the lash: going out drinking.

On the piss: going out drinking.

Swat: nerd.

Spanner: idiot.

Yolk: nickname for an illegal drug.

Hatchet craic: Great fun.

Langer: idiot.

Fanny: Vagina.

Scoring: Kissing.

Shifting: Kissing.

Shifting Jackets: Lucky piece of clothing, usually a jacket, when trying to pick up a girl.

Langers: group of idiots and/or extremely drunk.

Tog off: change into or out of training clothes.

Child of Prague: a religious statue farmers place out in a field to encourage good weather. (An old Irish superstition) Rosary, Removal, Burial: the three days of a Catholic funeral in Ireland.

Spuds: potatoes.

A slab of beer: a box of 24 bottles of beer.

Get your hole: have sex.

Strop: mood-swing/pouting/sulking. je veux lécher la chatte de ma copine: I want to lick my girlfriend's pussy. je veux être à l'intérieur de toi: I want to be inside you.